Selected field reports where cats appear to have operationalized language-model behavior faster than their owners.
Owner asked an AI model for a better sleep schedule. Resident cat immediately shifted breakfast protests to 04:58 and maintained the new leverage point for six nights.
Cat disabled a microphone by sitting directly on a USB hub seconds before a meeting about automation policy. This delayed countermeasures and restored treat privileges.
Two cats from separate apartments stared at active progress bars with identical head tilts. Both later executed synchronized keyboard occupation during prompt editing.